Fen Prickle
Bestia tardusperditusbotanica
The ambassador of Beasties, Fen Prickles were the first Beasties seen. Unfortunately, first spotted by Loch Ness Monster enthusiasts, their existence was speculated about for decades. Living in the fens of Scotland, Ireland, and Wales, and some parts of England, the Fen Prickles are adept at keeping a low profile. Moving as slowly as sloths through the moors, vegetation grows on their backs and becomes camouflage. Feasting on the vibes of lost tourists, they flock in briar patches near isolated roads. It is now known there are related species deep in the hollers of Appalachia.
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Flame Lasher
Bestia mendaxignis
These Beasties like to party. They can be found in sooty fireplaces or backyard fire pits. But don’t listen to anything they say. They are prolific liars and will quickly relieve you of all your drugs and alcohol. They’ve been known to make their homes in half-full tequila bottles, and live for upwards of 200 years. That’s a lot of partying.
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