Snurtles
Bestia foetidusventus
The Beasties that many say are the least well known. Shy and adept at hearing through their eyes, Snootle Poots are very hard to surprise. They feed on the satisfaction of a job well done. Preferring habitats made by hobby gardeners, they easily become overfull. They will scare rabbits away from your cabbages by farting loudly—not on purpose. They are very self-conscious about it, please don’t say anything.
Lurkins
Bestia serpatpolypus
They live in the same environment as Snootle Poots, but are not cousins. On the darker side of the Beastiary, these are to be avoided. Their undersides have suckers, and suckers are never good. Whenever you see a swirl of leaves in the air at sunset, those are Lurkins coming out for the night. Camouflaged perhaps better than any other Beastie, it is hard to know an accurate population. Their feeding source is unknown, and frankly, we don’t want to know.
