Flumeer
Bestia volarecaseum
This type of Zoomer lives on fun and on pasteurized cheese food. You will probably never see one, but you will hear them. That ringing you get in your ear sometimes? That’s a Flumeer breaking the sound barrier as they swoop by and steal your biscuits. Their ideal environment is a lowered ‘64 with a good bass sound system.
Cyc
Bestia ieniumalapam
These Beasties are fast. Really fast. You won’t see them coming. Living in parking lots, they feed on shopping disappointment. They also scour the pavement for lost earbuds. They will steal your earbuds from your pocket if they are particularly peckish. Ever lose your car in a parking lot? That’s a Cyc interdimensionally relocating your car so it can get a pair of discarded earbuds stuck underneath one of your tires.
